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"Years ago, my mother used to say to me, she'd say, 'In this world, Elwood, you must be oh-so-smart, or oh-so-pleasant.' Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant."

WARNING: This blog may contain thoughts or feelings.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you “Fucker”.

you're up to six songs now fucker i hate your guts gvoy colleen wrote this

The melody’s probably going to change in a few places, but I wanted to record it before I went to bed so that I wouldn’t forget it. This is going to be called “Quiet”.

gvoy colleen wrote this quiet

This song is called “Come Here”. 

gvoy colleen wrote this come here

it’s been a long time. I am here for a moment because I wrote a song today and I’m going to post it! this one was prompted by many things, but especially because there was an open mic last night and at the very end, my friend Tyler (with all of us gathered around on the covered patio as it rained) sang a song (with Fred on guitar) that he (who is probably the least “pretentious” person I’ve ever met) prefaced with “This one hurts. I have a theory about theatre and art, that it should be ugly. That the most beautiful things in life are the ugly ones. So I’m going to get ugly here, and I might not look at you, and I might cry.” and it was amazing

so when I woke up this morning and knew I had to write a song, I knew I had to get ugly.

so here it comes.

tapdancers:

2013 was my character development year which means 2014 is strictly action and story progression and i dont know about you but i’m excited

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oh my god
"Let go, or be dragged."
Zen Proverb  (via sadfag)

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jesus
saddlebunny:

ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes

saddlebunny:

ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes

merry christmas fox christ

You really fucked this up.

you did! colleen wrote this gvoy you really fucked this up

i have written a song called “you really fucked this up”

video forthcoming

"hmmmm, what could I write on this cake that means something sassy and specific but could be taken as insignificant by those not in-the-know? and also has no swear words because Grandma will be eating it, too? and secretly encapsulates the situation but just looks like something I, Colleen, might write on a cake???"

"hmmmm, what could I write on this cake that means something sassy and specific but could be taken as insignificant by those not in-the-know? and also has no swear words because Grandma will be eating it, too? and secretly encapsulates the situation but just looks like something I, Colleen, might write on a cake???"

:) there's no way he'll ever get it but it still feels nice hahaha omg i even put m&ms on it i'm the queen of this